![]() |
Jokes!! - Printable Version +- Accountancy Forum (https://www.accountancy.com.pk/forum) +-- Forum: General (https://www.accountancy.com.pk/forum/forum-general) +--- Forum: General Discussion (https://www.accountancy.com.pk/forum/forum-general-discussion) +--- Thread: Jokes!! (/thread-jokes) Pages:
1
2
|
- AB - 03-11-2003 There was once an accounting firm where the Partner knew every thing there was to know about accounting. He could answer any question. He knew all the tax laws There wasn't a better accountant anywhere. Every morning when he came to work, he would unlock his desk drawer, open it up and look inside for a minute, and then close and lock it again. This puzzled all of his co-workers, because it was the only eccentricity that this person exhibited. They tried many times to look over his shoulder, or get into his desk when he wasn't there, without success. One day when the elderly man was sitting at his desk, going over an account, he suffered a heart attack and died. This upset everyone tremendously. However, now that he was gone, the other members of the firm could finally see what was in the drawer. After obtaining the keys, they unlocked the desk drawer and cautiously peeked inside. They found one sheet of paper, and written in large letters was "DEBITS ON THE LEFT...CREDITS ON THE RIGHT" <font size=4></font id=size4><font size=5></font id=size5><font size=6></font id=size6> - Apocalypse - 03-11-2004 joke - Apocalypse - 03-11-2004 jokes are great in this forum Edited by - Apocalypse on Mar 28 2004 94241 PM - The Legend Killer - 03-15-2004 thats cheating i have read all these jokes in coloumn of MR n/a prviously known as arslan. Ahhhh he was awesome. H had great jokes riddles and poems. I just cant understand that why did they dismissed him like that. Absolutely a peice of crap Dont Beleive Your Eyes Edited by - The Legend Killer on Mar 14 2004 110102 PM - Bowman - 03-15-2004 Yeap that was cheating..... by Arslan... Jokes were posted in this forum more than a year ago..... see the dates..... Seeing is believing and you have to Believe Your Own Eyes - The Legend Killer - 03-16-2004 Yes and thanks as it was cheating from arslans part. I want to take back my words. Sorry to the forum admin. Dont Beleive Your Eyes - Sarfaraz - 03-29-2004 shabash keep it up and in punjabi chuk ke rakho good jokes CA Walo Waya Karwa Lo |