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- AB - 03-11-2003

There was once an accounting firm where the
Partner knew every thing
there was to know about accounting. He could answer
any question. He knew
all the tax laws There wasn't a better accountant
anywhere.

Every morning when he came to work, he would unlock
his desk drawer, open it
up and look inside for a minute, and then close and
lock it again.

This puzzled all of his co-workers, because it was
the only eccentricity
that this person exhibited. They tried many times to
look over his shoulder,
or get into his desk when he wasn't there, without
success.
One day when the elderly man was sitting at his desk,
going over an account,
he suffered a heart attack and died. This upset
everyone tremendously.
However, now that he was gone, the other members of
the firm could finally
see what was in the drawer.
After obtaining the keys, they unlocked the desk
drawer and cautiously
peeked inside. They found one sheet of paper, and
written in large letters
was


"DEBITS ON THE LEFT...CREDITS ON THE RIGHT"

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- Apocalypse - 03-11-2004

joke




- Apocalypse - 03-11-2004

jokes are great in this forum



Edited by - Apocalypse on Mar 28 2004 94241 PM


- The Legend Killer - 03-15-2004

thats cheating i have read all these jokes in coloumn of MR n/a prviously known as arslan. Ahhhh he was awesome. H had great jokes riddles and poems. I just cant understand that why did they dismissed him like that. Absolutely a peice of crap

Dont Beleive Your Eyes

Edited by - The Legend Killer on Mar 14 2004 110102 PM


- Bowman - 03-15-2004

Yeap that was cheating..... by Arslan...

Jokes were posted in this forum more than a year ago..... see the dates.....

Seeing is believing and you have to Believe Your Own Eyes









- The Legend Killer - 03-16-2004

Yes and thanks as it was cheating from arslans part. I want to take back my words. Sorry to the forum admin.

Dont Beleive Your Eyes


- Sarfaraz - 03-29-2004

shabash keep it up and in punjabi chuk ke rakho
good jokes

CA Walo Waya Karwa Lo