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Pakistani workers - farazthegreat - 10-28-2004

The population of Pakistan is 15 million.6 million are retired.That leaves 9 million to work.

There are 4 million in school,which leaves 5 million to work.

Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government.This leaves 3 million to do the work.

Take from that 2,800,000 people who work for state and city government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals,so that leaves 12,000 to do the work

Now there are 11,998 people in prison.That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you are sitting there reading this ?



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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.





- AvgJoe - 10-28-2004

Nice Joke ! ...But it makes me wonder how you passed ur Statistics exam ? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

By the way, since I am still a "school-going KID" who has to do HOMEWORK !...I guess the future & livelihood of Pakistan...rests entirely on ur shoulders ! Keep up the good work.





- farazthegreat - 10-29-2004

Wow, you're in school and I left for Canada.
WHO'S RUNNING THE COUNTRY!!!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.





- smraza - 10-29-2004

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Wow, you're in school and I left for Canada.
WHO'S RUNNING THE COUNTRY!!!!<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.



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Statistical error, I was just released from the hospital and the figure was 187,999 instead of 188,000,
Therefore its me who is running the country.. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

SMR


- Huma - 10-29-2004

that explains it all RAZA BHAI.. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>




- AvgJoe - 10-30-2004

Yeah, It really explains...why Pakistan...is heading where it is heading ! <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>




- Apocalypse - 10-31-2004

There are 4 million Afghanis and 3 million Bengalis in Pakistan and they donot come in this count, so in my opinion they are running the country.

So now smraza are you bengali or afghani




- Sarfaraz - 10-31-2004

AOA



guys i was retired in the last AGM and offered my self for reappointment so i m doing the work and ur in ur statistics now retired persons are 5.99.................... million oks

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