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joke - waqas - 07-29-2003 Some students were talking about simple question they put to certain professionals. “What’s two and two?” they asked a statistician. He fiddled with his calculator replying, “I estimate it to be 3.999 recurring.” “What’s three and three?” they asked a doctor. He thought briefly and flicked through his reference material. I think its six, he said, “but I recommend u obtain a second opinion. “What’s four plus four?” they asked an accountant. He furrowed his brow, stared into space and then leaned forward and said, “What do u want it to be” <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> waqas khalique - Evolution - 07-30-2003 Good one mate! - waqas - 07-30-2003 thanx - smraza - 07-30-2003 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha S M R - Muhammad Nauman - 08-02-2003 Nice<img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>