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Right person for a job - ibrishah - 10-07-2005
<b>DOES YOUR COMPANY HAVE A PROBLEM IN RECRUITING THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT CHAIR? IF YES, TRY OUT THIS SIMPLE EXPERIMENT.</b>
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN THE ENGG DEPT.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATION.
If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN EXPORT CELL.
If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HRD.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the windows - PUT THEM IN MATERIALS DEPT.
If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT CELL.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick as moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.
If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
Prays makes the Future
Ibri
http//www.ibrishah.4t.com
It is not an achievement to make thousand friends aday but the achievement is to make one friend for thousand years.
- maani - 10-07-2005
a good copy paste work...this joke is already present on lot of sites including http//nwapp.emirates.net.ae/channel/jokes/show.jsp?itemid=14131
Ace
- ibrishah - 10-08-2005
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by maani</i>
<br />a good copy paste work...this joke is already present on lot of sites including http//nwapp.emirates.net.ae/channel/jokes/show.jsp?itemid=14131
Ace
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I havent claim that its from my mind![)]
Prays makes the Future
Ibri
http//www.ibrishah.4t.com
It is not an achievement to make thousand friends aday but the achievement is to make one friend for thousand years.