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BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE - Humaira - 05-17-2006
AOA,
Here i have something nice for all of u.....
BALANCE SHEET OF LAFIE
Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Our Heart is our Current Assets
Our Soul is our Fixed Assets
Our Brain is our Fixed deposit
Our Thinking is our Current Account
Our Achievment is our Capital
Our Character & Morals are our Stock-in-Trade
Our friends are our General Reserves
Our Values and Behaviour are our Goodwill
Our Patience is our Intrest Earned
Our Love is our Dividend
Our Children are our Bonus Issues
Our Education is our Brand/patents
Our Knowledgeis our Investment
Our Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to tally the Balance Sheet Accurately
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Account Award.
Hope so u people like it ....feel it...n knows the hidden meanings....
ALLAH aap sab ko khush rakhay (Ameen).
- Girl_here - 05-17-2006
HUMAIRA)
got all of them..but how come Heart is a Current Asset?how come it's convertible?n even if it is so,what is Heart convertible to?n how does it provide us with a short term benefit(a year mostly)???didn't get this.[)]
Regards)
- Humaira - 05-17-2006
chanda jab aap practicle life main jao gi na to sab samjh main aa jay ga....becoz they have little bit deep meanings..
- Girl_here - 05-18-2006
ahhh..i wish u could answer my question...but u failed to do so..lol..anyway..good luck!
Regards)
- Muhammad Ahmad - 05-20-2006
Guys r requested nt to try ratio analysis , the result could be missleading.........
regards
- CA-15435 - 06-11-2006
z1`q
- CA-15435 - 06-11-2006
seem to be an interesting person humaira!!!!
- Muhammad Adnan Arshad - 06-16-2006
Dear Humaira!
shayaid mai yeh ghalt nahi keh raha (aap mind na karain tu), aap k paas iss post k copyrights zaroor rakh lainaa chahiyaay kioon k iss k actual POET/AUTHOR ko pata chal gia hai....k koi aur uss kee tasneef ko apnay naam saay post ker raha hai
yeh POEM PAC k annual magazine "AL-HASEEB" k 2003/2004 edition mai publish/print hoi thi naaaa.......
(;-)