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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obv - Schuaeb - 06-09-2006
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question-
Is ! the "Mutton Handi" dish good??
Answer-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also
spit in it.
5. At a family get-together When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!!
- Schuaeb - 06-20-2006
i guess all of u ask such thins