Another Accountant Joke! - Printable Version

Another Accountant Joke! - Printable Version

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Another Accountant Joke! - Omar Salah Ahmed - 11-09-2003

An accountant was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back in his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an accountant. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog... now that's cool!"

OSA

- Evolution - 11-10-2003

How did the engineer turn into an accountant?

- Ammar - 11-10-2003

it is bad luck of accountant
ammar

- Omar Salah Ahmed - 11-10-2003

Ahh well .. Guyz I was only trying to make it such that everyone can relate to it.

OSA

- Bowman - 11-11-2003

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it is bad luck of accountant
ammar

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Or is it the bad luck of the engineer <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

- smraza - 11-11-2003

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How did the engineer turn into an accountant?<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>
when the engineer visited the accountancy.com.pk then he became an accountant.

S M R

- Omar Salah Ahmed - 11-12-2003

hey everyone
yea well i agree with smr .. the engineer visited this site and liked it so much that he decided to do CA! haha

And yes it was indeed the engineer's hard luck that the accountant got the princess .. but seriously would the engineer have been able to keep a track of princess's wealth as well as the accountant??

OSA

- Bowman - 11-13-2003

Agreed OSA.....

But havent you heard.....engineers do it with precision <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

- Ed - 11-14-2003

But "ACCOUNTANTS DO IT WITHOUT LOSING THEIR BALANCE!!"

Ed.

Security is merely a superstition, Life is either a daring adventure or nothing!

- Bowman - 11-14-2003

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But "ACCOUNTANTS DO IT WITHOUT LOSING THEIR BALANCE!!"

Ed.

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Agreed again, but with a qualification i.e. provided if they do it at all....remember accountants use their personalities as birth control <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>