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Never Marry A Software Engineer - alibaba - 01-11-2004
This is a warning for women planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap!!!
SCENE A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After
some time, the husband arrives.
HUSBAND (Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE Thanks god that you have arrived. Have u brought the saree?
HUSBAND BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE But I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE O my God.... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
HUSBAND FILE IN USE, READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE I made a mistake in marrying you.
HUSBAND DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE You are useless.
HUSBAND BY DEFAULT.
WIFE Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
WIFE Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
HUSBAND THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION.
WIFE What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!
WIFE Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE I will go to my dadâs house!!!
HUSBAND PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL
CLOSE.
WIFE I will leave you for ever!!!
HUSBAND CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER
USER.
WIFE It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer.
WIFE I am going.
HUSBAND ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
S H A H B A Z A L I