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Communication in an Office ...Thanks to technology - smraza - 05-06-2004 Ringggggggâ¦â¦â¦ Ringggggggggâ¦â¦â¦.Rinnnngggggâ¦â¦â¦â¦.. <b>James</b> Hello Bob? James Here. Did you review the contract I sent you?... <b>Bob-</b>Yes, its done... <b>James-</b>So itâs finished? will you send it to me by e-mail? <b>Bob-</b> Whatâs your email address? <b>James-</b> My e-mail address? Frankly, I donât remember it !!! - Just a minute, let me check. <b>James-</b>NICOOOLE, ... WHATâS MY E-MAIL ADDRESS? <b>Nicole</b> [email protected] <b>James-</b> No, no, thatâs my home e-mail address! <b>Nicole</b> I dont know sir, wait sir, let me find your email address...... <b>James-</b> Listen, I canât find it. Let me check and call you back. <b>Bob-</b> I going out for lunch...... <b>James-</b> Oh!... Youâre going for lunch... <b>Bob-</b> Yeah.... <b>James</b>OK, Iâll send you the address by fax. Youâll have it when you get back. OK? <b>Bob-</b> OK... <b>James</b>OK. So give me your fax number. <b>Bob-</b> I dont know the fax number James...... <b>James-</b> What!!!!! You donât know it? <b>James-</b> OK, hereâs what weâll do. You e-mail me your fax number and Iâll fax you my e-mail address. No, that wonât work. Wait, Iâm getting mixed up... Let me think... So⦠Hum⦠OK⦠Well⦠Yeah⦠Whatâs your cell-phone number? <b>Bob-</b> Actually my battery is dead.... <b>James-</b> Oh, your battery is dead ... Mine too...OK, listen, hereâs what weâll do... You charge your cell-phone battery, Iâll call you in a couple of hours and leave you my e-mail address in your voice mail. Then you take my e-mail address in your voice mail and you e-mail me your fax number. Then I can fax you my e-mail address. Thatâs plan A. Now for plan B! I send myself an e-mail to see what my e-mail address is and then I record a message for you in my voice mail....â¦when you get it, you send me the answer on my pager...â¦so then, I send you a fax with my e-mail address. <b>Bob-</b> It seems complicated James..... <b>James-</b> Complicated? No, itâs not at all complicated. We just need a bit of coordination... and luck... <b>Bob-</b> HHHHHMMmmmm............. <b>James</b> Thereâs also a third possibility thatâs much simpler plan C... You send me the contract directly by express messenger. Yeah!... Itâs the best plan strategically speaking... <b>James-</b> But actually, I have a small question...â¦what was I supposed to send you by e-mail? My e-mail address, my fax number, my cell number, pager, telephone? <b>Bob-</b> I dont know James.... <b>James-</b> Oh! You donât remember either. It would probably be a good idea to have periodic bilateral coordination meetings concerning protocols for internal communications. But anyway, since your office is at the other end of the corridor, Iâll come by to pick it up in 2 minutes... OK? Bye! <b>And the moralâ¦</b> Thanks to technology, we can now waste time with an efficiency until now unimaginable, all in the name of saving time⦠SMR Edited by - smraza on May 06 2004 54846 PM - theahmer - 05-11-2004 Assalam O Alaikum, LOL SMRaza, it is really funny. But let me tell u something look u can't say that technology is a good mean to waste time. OK? ALLAH HAFIZ Make efforts not excuses! |