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Wife and Husband - smraza - 07-07-2004
What does the word WIFE stand for
W = Worries
I = Invited
F = For
E = Ever
What does the word HUSBAND stand for
H = Handsome
U = Understanding
S = Sweet
B = Bold
A = Artistic
N = Nice
D = Dumb (because he got married <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>)
SMR
- sagar - 07-08-2004
yo man ....thts a kool one.
Himat hai tu pass karr
Warna Bardasht karr
(ICAP)
- shabraatee - 07-09-2004
lagta hai bhiyya ji bara experience hai wife ki
w = worries
i = invited
f = for
e = ever
ka...khair Allah bhala keray ga.
khair aaab aik chartered accountant kay seenay mein bhi dil hota hai chahay wo har wakat IASs, Auditing, tax waghaira mein hi kiyon na busy rehta hon..mager any ways... khuda aap kay haal per reham keray.. rozana office atay jatay dil khol ker aur aakhain phar ker ird gird kay mahol per nazar dala kijiyay, ifaka hoga...aap ki bhi kismat
w = worries say
W = wonderful lady
i = invited
f = for
e = ever
per shift ho jayay...
my good wishes are with you
For all we ought to have thought,
But have not thought,
For all we ought to have said,
But have not said,
For all we ought to have done,
But have not done,
I pray to The God,
For forgiveness.
- Sarfaraz - 07-09-2004
aoa to all
smraza marvellous work
infact experience speeks
keep it up
CA Walo Waya Karwa Lo
- samyah - 07-14-2004
well Smraza u need a correction over here
infact i tell u wat husband n wife stand for
Husband stands for
H=Horrible
U=Unfaithful
S=selfish
B=Bitter
A=Absurd
N=Notorious
D=Dumb(u accept the fact<img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>)
and Wife Stands for
W=wise
I=Innocent
F=faithful
E=Elegent
- sagar - 07-15-2004
nah....da 1st 1 is kool .gr8 job smraza!!
samyah' S is <img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle>.
Himat hai tu pass karr
Warna Bardasht karr
(ICAP)
- samyah - 07-15-2004
Obviously u'll be sayin this cuz u dont have guts to face the truth nywys iam not tryin to be offensive so ppl dont take it to heart.
- smraza - 07-16-2004
Dear samyah,
you took it so serious, anyways, your explanation of HUSBAND & WIFE was really cool, and Yes, Husbands are DUMB, you mentioned this, but you ignored the reason why are they dumb.
anyways, it was a joke, and Joke are made to entertain the people, not to offence the people, but if my joke hurted you, i m extremely sorry for that.
but i ll say one thing, 'SUCH HAMESHA KARWA HOTA HAI'.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
you must have heard lots of joke about MAZLOOMIAT of Husbands, but i think there are no such joke for WIVES, and if there are some, they will be like "AATAY MAIN NAMAK"
TAKE CARE.
SMR
- samyah - 07-17-2004
Salam to all
noway i dint took it seriously SMRAZA,its just guys potray themselves to be in a very worse position after gettin married which is definitely not true its women who always have to compromise uhhhhh but i believe iam heading towards a serious conversation so i need to stop.
but definetly i dint took it to heart it was just a reply for fun sake .
allah hafiz n take care.
- Ammar - 08-02-2004
AOA
salam to all of u the description for husband and wife are really cool but i think there r some mistaks from both sides, every person see him side not the other ones
see the other side u will find some thing that will help u to make urs life happy and colour ful
life giv u only one chance
life is very small not for fighting,but for love,
life is so small to love,how we find ways for fighting
life is very prescious plz enjoy it
may urs one smile give another peson hundrad time smile
thanks
Ammar
- mariam110 - 08-12-2004
AOA to all,
Well the topic under discussion is really great.But i don't think so that the two parties hold such HORRIFYING IDEAS against each other.I'll ask my fiance if he has any against me.
Any how i would like to share something with all, which provides sufficient evidence that NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE WOMEN.
A fairy asked a lady that "I'll grant your 3 wishes but what ever you will ask for, your husband will get 3 times more than that.So be careful while wishing."
The lady then start making her wishes,"My first wish is that make me the most beautiful lady in the entire universe.Second is that give me as much wealth and riches,that i become the richest of all.And last one is that let me have a very minor HAERT ATTACK"
So the moral is that "HO GAE NA CHUTTI.AND NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE YOUR WIVES BECAUSE THEY ARE JACK OF ALL(un kay paas her maslay ka hal hai)" <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
Bye and keep smiling everyone.
- jbladeus - 08-14-2004
SMR
its hasnt been even one full year since you got married and you are already posting such messages??!!! <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
And Samyah, although this forum was made for serious discussions, but i cant remember the time when one such discussion actually happend. The days of Pervez and TheOne are long gone. Aint i right SMR? <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!
- Augustus - 08-27-2004
Well guys its a very hot debate in our society about men and women right and especially women right as they always claim they are equal to men.... and same is in the case of husband and wife's relationship, but i will suggest we have forgotten the land mark of our beloved prohpet that how he lived his materil life and what right He gave to his wives. and women should also remember the way of life of Prophet's wives. we people are just running blindly after the stupid west without forgetting that we have our own scholl of thought and our own way of life. Quran have explained husband and wife's rights on each other some 14oo years back and till the end of life then we should try to follow those prinicpals not west
- smraza - 08-27-2004
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SMR
its hasnt been even one full year since you got married and you are already posting such messages??!!! <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
And Samyah, although this forum was made for serious discussions, but i cant remember the time when one such discussion actually happend. The days of Pervez and TheOne are long gone. Aint i right SMR? <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!
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Guybrush, you must have heard the song sung by Hasan Jehangir, Shadi na karna yaroo.....<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> Almost every married man becomes sad after listening this song.
Yes, you are right about the past, nowadays we are just left the topics relating to the future career, comparison among various professionals, targeting each other and bla bla bla,
We really lost the such a genius and senior member 'Pervez' somebody told me that he is very senior Practicing FCA. Hope that he will be fine.
SMR
- Pracs - 08-28-2004
Lets analyse what drove them away,.. besides i don't see any harm if the General discussion forum is used for -- well, .. general discussion.
I have been visiting the forum for a month now and don't see any traffic other than a dozen members (including those who'll just yap along - including myself)
Since I have no insight to the launch of this forum and personally do not know any of you personally, I can't see how I can help. However, if any of you have any suggestions whatsoever please come forward I'd like to help in any possible manner.