JOKE

[Astute Accountant]

Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom, so he told his mother 'Mommy, I have to use the bathroom.’ The mother said, 'Son, don’t say bathroom in church. Next time you have to use bathroom, say, 'whisper’ because it is more polite.’
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, 'Daddy I have to whisper.’ The father said, 'OK. Here, whisper in my ear.’