08-30-2007, 05:19 PM
There was a Sardarji
Who was down on his luck?
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.200,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed "A Sardar".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag.
Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.200,000 in cash with a note saying "How can a Sardar do this to a fellow Sardar? Take the money, and please leave my son."
Signed âAnother Sardarâ
Who was down on his luck?
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.200,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed "A Sardar".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag.
Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.200,000 in cash with a note saying "How can a Sardar do this to a fellow Sardar? Take the money, and please leave my son."
Signed âAnother Sardarâ