Some cool new Jokes

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Company ne ek naya salesman hire kiya. Sale badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni. Malik ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha tha.Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-. Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye. Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid li. Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa . . . aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good. Ladka bola, woh aadmi to "Carefree Sanitary Pack" khridane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, " Jaa Machli Pakad "


I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT