JOKE

[kamranACA]

Dears,

Just thought to post a joke to refresh you all. It goes-


John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act..

He immediately order David to be discharged from the Mental Hospital as he is OK.

Doctor We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your
senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died.

David Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry !

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CONCENTRATE ON GOOD NEWS YOU RECEIVE.

Best regards,

Kamran.

[Astute Accountant]

Hehehe....
Kamran Bhai, good joke.
Keep sharing!!!

[kamranACA]

Dears,

Another to refresh minds. This goes-

A sardar was travelling in train. A woman sat on his son's berth and did not get up even on the request of the Sardar jee.

Sardar jee then shouted to call the attention of other passengers

"This lady is not giving BERTH to my child".

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THINGS ARE SOMETIMES DIFFICULT FOR SARDARS TO INTERPRET.

Regrads,

Kamran.

[kamranACA]

Dears,

Find another. I look forward to others to contribute. This goes-

One Sardar jee was laughing behind a PATHAN at an ATM Centre. PATAHAN asked sardar jee

"Why are you laughing?"

Sardar jee replied-

"Hahaha I have seen your pin-code"

PATHAN was confused. He asked, "okay then tell me what is it?"

Sardar Jee replied with confidence-

"It is 4 stars i.e. (****)"

PATHAN laughed with a winner's scream and said;-

"Hahaha you are wrong.................. It is in fact 3384..........."

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SARDARS THINK AFTER THEY DO WHILE PATHANS DONT THINK EVEN BEFORE OR AFTER THEY HAVE DONE.

No body should mind. I am also a Pathan by caste. )

Regards,

Kamran.

[msc286]

). Good to see such things during a hectic professional day.

[kamranACA]

Mahmood Sahib,

Besides working hard, you must also give time to your own life and this forum as well.

This forum needs your presence.

Best regards,

Kamran.

[Muhammad Amir]

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Actually this is very common to make jokes on Sardars and Pathans i don't know why????even i didn't see any pathan as such foolish....did you see....

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This is very good and sound professional Approach because actually getting through forums will polish your professional approach in addition with huge knowledge you gain isn't it...

[Astute Accountant]

1 sardar ko dost ne khane pe bulaya. Ghar pe tala tha aur likha tha... Bewakoof Banaya.
Sardar ne hoshyari deekhae aur likh dia ...Hum yahan aa'ay hi nahi!!!

[Astute Accountant]

Once a sardar was going somewhere. He saw this, written on the wall.. Parhane wala gadha. Sardar removed that n' wrote.. Likhne wala gadha!!!

[kamranACA]

INTERVIEWER Imagine that you are in a closed room and all doors and Windows arer closed, Now how can u escape if the room caught FIRE?

SARDAR Very simple I stop imagining!!

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SARDARS HAVE FULL CONTROL ON ALL IMAGINATIONS.

Best regards,

Kamran.

[Gull]

ME AND MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough


When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,


When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,


When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,


When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.


When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.


When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.


When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked


When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

[Gull]

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does

[Gull]

Santa People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta How do you know??
Santa When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

[Gull]

Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

[Gull]

Frog Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa Hai.
Frog Nahin hai.
Santa Hai.
Frog Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?