02-17-2004, 02:59 PM
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees the little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs Over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeds in killing the dog and Saving the girls live. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves a little girl's life" But I am not a New Yorker! Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves a little girl's life" But I am not an American. I am Pakistani! The next day the newspapers say "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist network are possible.
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