Choona Client

[theahmer]

AOA friends,
What do u exactly mean when u talk about a CHOONA CLIENT. I've read it many times but still am not able to understand the meaning of Choona Client so plz tell me.
ALLAH HAFIZ

Make efforts not excuses!

[derivativetrader]

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AOA friends,
What do u exactly mean when u talk about a CHOONA CLIENT. I've read it many times but still am not able to understand the meaning of Choona Client so plz tell me.
ALLAH HAFIZ

Make efforts not excuses!
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Though I am not 100% sure, but I would assume it means the same what so called in ARMY as OSD..

DT

[jbladeus]

Hehehe... wait till u are sent to one such client. You will immediately understand what it actually means! <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!

[Bowman]

ha ha.... very true

[theahmer]

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Hehehe... wait till u are sent to one such client. You will immediately understand what it actually means! <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!
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AOA and Thanx Guybrush and everyone else, but i still don't know what i want to know. Yaar plz do me this favor. U know this word has made me sick (considering its meaning)
ALLAH HAFIZ

Make efforts not excuses!

[Bowman]

okie dear ahmer, say you are working with a top firm with all the top clients like banks, MNC etc etc and suddenly out of nowhere, instead of sending you for audit say to ABN Amro or GSK, you are sent to audit Sheikh Khandwala & Sons (pvt) Ltd or some welfare trust....

You have to be in a firm and have exposure/experience to understand the true meaning of the term.

Am I right? Mr SM Raza and Guybrush can elaborate further -)

[jbladeus]

Hehehe.... ever heard of Kala Pani? Bas, a choona client is the equivalent of kala pani in an audit firm environment, ie. sending u off to a sethia company even when there are high-portfolio companys in the firm's client list.

You must have done something pretty bad to deserve such an honor, like irking the partner or leaving some errors in the initialed/signed accounts or maybe by even trying to be chums with the manager's favorite female trainee!! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!

[Apocalypse]

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[smraza]

Ha ha ha ha, nice to hear the word which we used to heard in firm, we used to call the client a choona client, who used to pay good amounts to the partners but they never pay any thing to the audit staff, hum apni jaan maar detay thay queries nikalnay kay liye magar sab bay sooooood,


SMR

Edited by - smraza on Mar 13 2004 094946 AM

[jbladeus]

lol SMR, no need to leak this definition #2 on a public forum!!

Now what will other ppl think about our profession? <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!

Edited by - Guybrush on Mar 12 2004 22342 PM

[smraza]

Look i have edited my message <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>, although everybody knows about our profession <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

SMR

[ina]

I think following are the symptoms of choona client...

1) Stationary comes after one week

2) General Legder comes in pieces

3) Client staff scratche their head after every query or reqiring for records.

4) For every printout admin manager is involved

5) One whose staff says that do you wish to do audit in one day !!!???

6) One whose staff can justify all their errors and inabilities

[Moon]

Salam to all the accountants out there

in auditor's opinion, choona client is one which "aap ko choona lagata hay in all respects".

"he says," we consider every thing which debits is advance, and which credits is creditor".

choonay kee definition yeh bhee ho saktee hay keh, woh client jis ka kaam aap ko free main karna paray as "complemetary audit".

lot more to come.....