09-12-2004, 10:33 PM
1. Newton's Method
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
This implies you have caught the lion (Assuming that you're alive).
2. Einstein Method
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that the lion should be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion Lion's in and we are out!
5. Thermodynamic Procedure
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass in it except the lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differentiation Method
Integrate the forest over the entire the area. The lion is somewhere in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t. the lion to trace out the lion.
7. Bohr Method
Find a lioness. The lion would be rotating around her in circular paths, and eventually would decrease the radius between him and his nucleus.
8. The Sardar's Method
Tie down a goat with a tree, and wait on the tree for the lion. Hurrah ! Here comes the lion. Now as you have found it, get down and run with your goat to save it, before the lion uselessly kills it, so that you could use it next time.
SMR
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
This implies you have caught the lion (Assuming that you're alive).
2. Einstein Method
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that the lion should be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion Lion's in and we are out!
5. Thermodynamic Procedure
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass in it except the lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differentiation Method
Integrate the forest over the entire the area. The lion is somewhere in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t. the lion to trace out the lion.
7. Bohr Method
Find a lioness. The lion would be rotating around her in circular paths, and eventually would decrease the radius between him and his nucleus.
8. The Sardar's Method
Tie down a goat with a tree, and wait on the tree for the lion. Hurrah ! Here comes the lion. Now as you have found it, get down and run with your goat to save it, before the lion uselessly kills it, so that you could use it next time.
SMR
