02-17-2005, 07:23 PM
I have never come across such a dull group of people as accountants. Working where I do, I sometimes feel as if it is a morgue. In fact, many a dog has walked in and died and the bell doth always toll when the clock strikes 9. Oh my god... And why are accountants always so ugly? Is this a stipulation of their contract? What's with the bad breath? Jesus, chill out on the coffee boys, you're liable to follow through if you're not careful! Never bother going on a social event with accountants, unless you just fancy a kip. 'A pint at lunch' actually consists of a bottle or two of J20 whilst holding onto your paper bag of lunch (normally cheeeeeeeese). And the convo never gets past auditing and year ends. Puh-lease.
