06-24-2007, 08:59 PM
<b>In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog.
passer by happened to see that and came to the rescue. Having
tackled the dog, he strangled it to death.
A reporter for the New York Times was watching all this and took
snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.
Approaching our hero he says "Your heroic feat shall be published
with the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy".
"I'm not from New York" replied our brave hero.
"Oh in that case we'll change the headline - Brave American
rescues boy from savage dog."
"I'm not American either" replied our brave hero. On being asked
about who he really is our hero replied, "I'm Pakistani."
Well the next day the headline on the front page of
The New York Times said "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles puppy
dog to death in New York park. FBI investigating possible link
to
al-Qaeda."</b>
passer by happened to see that and came to the rescue. Having
tackled the dog, he strangled it to death.
A reporter for the New York Times was watching all this and took
snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.
Approaching our hero he says "Your heroic feat shall be published
with the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy".
"I'm not from New York" replied our brave hero.
"Oh in that case we'll change the headline - Brave American
rescues boy from savage dog."
"I'm not American either" replied our brave hero. On being asked
about who he really is our hero replied, "I'm Pakistani."
Well the next day the headline on the front page of
The New York Times said "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles puppy
dog to death in New York park. FBI investigating possible link
to
al-Qaeda."</b>