06-24-2007, 09:22 PM
<b><font color="maroon">How to catch a lion.....?? </font id="maroon">
Newton's Method Let, the lion catch you. For every
action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies
you caught lion
Einstein Method Run in the direction opposite to that
of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion
will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you
can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method Catch a cat and claim that
your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone
comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it
to Lion.
Pakistani Police Method catch any animal and
interrogate it to accept that its a Lion.
Now lets kill the lion...
Michael Jackson method Continuously dance before the lion
for 5 or 6 days.
George bush method Link the lion with osama bin
laden and shoot him!!!
Younis Khan method Ask the lion to bowl at u. U
bat for 200 balls and score 1 run</b>
Newton's Method Let, the lion catch you. For every
action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies
you caught lion
Einstein Method Run in the direction opposite to that
of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion
will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you
can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method Catch a cat and claim that
your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone
comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it
to Lion.
Pakistani Police Method catch any animal and
interrogate it to accept that its a Lion.
Now lets kill the lion...
Michael Jackson method Continuously dance before the lion
for 5 or 6 days.
George bush method Link the lion with osama bin
laden and shoot him!!!
Younis Khan method Ask the lion to bowl at u. U
bat for 200 balls and score 1 run</b>
