06-24-2007, 09:29 PM
<font color="maroon"><b>Laloo's Application to Microsoft</font id="maroon"></b>
Laloo Prasad sent his Resume - to apply for the post
of Software Engineer in Microsoft Corporation,
To My Deer BilVa
>From Hum Bihar se Lalwa bolot hain
Here with I apply to yor compony for the post of
Softwar Enginer. I not have any B.E/MCA degree,
but I am very talent. I know yu keep only talent pepool,
so I apply. I had made so mani windos on by bungala
in Patna...that to in goment fund. So I can devlop more
Windos in yor compony in yor goment fund. I know you
make MS-Office, I had made so many office in Bihar. I
can make so many office in yor company also.
I request yo take me please.
Yours censorly
Mr. Lallu Parsad
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A few days later he got this reply
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this
reply. He arranged a press conference
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap
ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein
naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......
"Ab hum aap sab ko
apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par
letter angreeze main hai
- isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee
karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -----
ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Bilva
Laloo Prasad sent his Resume - to apply for the post
of Software Engineer in Microsoft Corporation,
To My Deer BilVa
>From Hum Bihar se Lalwa bolot hain
Here with I apply to yor compony for the post of
Softwar Enginer. I not have any B.E/MCA degree,
but I am very talent. I know yu keep only talent pepool,
so I apply. I had made so mani windos on by bungala
in Patna...that to in goment fund. So I can devlop more
Windos in yor compony in yor goment fund. I know you
make MS-Office, I had made so many office in Bihar. I
can make so many office in yor company also.
I request yo take me please.
Yours censorly
Mr. Lallu Parsad
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A few days later he got this reply
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----
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
----
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this
reply. He arranged a press conference
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap
ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein
naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......
"Ab hum aap sab ko
apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par
letter angreeze main hai
- isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee
karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -----
ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Bilva