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07-09-2007, 05:17 PM

Man Is there any way to live a long life?
Dr Get married.
Man Will it help?
Dr No, but youâll never think of living a long life!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

Wife Darling , itâs our anniversary today. What should we do?
Husband Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

Having a crush is like having a cigar...it starts with a flame, continues with a glow and dies in ashes...but who cares if one is a chain smoker!

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JOKE - by kamranACA - 05-17-2007, 07:03 PM

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