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07-31-2007, 05:52 PM

<b>Some applications from Pakistanis who learnt English at government funded schools.</b>

A studentâs leave letter As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class.

A candidate's application This has reference to your advertisement calling for a typist and an accountant - Male or Female As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.

An employee applied for leave as follows Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave

A leave letter to the headmaster As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.

An incident of a leave letter I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.

Another leave letter written to the headmaster As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

A covering note I am enclosed herewith.

A great application for leave As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

Letter written for application of leave My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave.

Letter writing I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well. [D]

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