02-29-2004, 06:22 PM
Santaâs closet!
Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeetoâs lover was still in the apartment.
She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.
"Whatâs that?" Santa husband asked.
"Nothing, darling. Just jackets."
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
"What the hell is that?"
"Iâm telling you, just jackets."
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
"Iâll check it," Santa said. "Youâll regret it if itâs not jackets."
Santa yanked the closetâs door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol.
Santa quietly closed the door, and said, "Indeed, jackets, darling."
I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT
Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeetoâs lover was still in the apartment.
She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.
"Whatâs that?" Santa husband asked.
"Nothing, darling. Just jackets."
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
"What the hell is that?"
"Iâm telling you, just jackets."
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
"Iâll check it," Santa said. "Youâll regret it if itâs not jackets."
Santa yanked the closetâs door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol.
Santa quietly closed the door, and said, "Indeed, jackets, darling."
I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT
