02-29-2004, 06:27 PM
Banta Singh fills form
One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw Banta Singh in front of a hospital (Breach Candy).He was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly
"What are you doing ?"
Banta Singh replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination.
On the next day, they find Banta Singh again, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked -
"What are you doing here ?"
Banta Singh once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.
The couple said but Banta Singh yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come youâre in Delhi?
Banta Singh cooly replied It is written here - "FILL IN CAPITAL
I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT