02-29-2004, 06:31 PM
Santaâs donkey
Having lost his donkey Santa, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?
"Santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasnât riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT