03-09-2004, 02:31 PM
Here is one more
Well ACMAs says that their studies are more tougher than CAs and they have better knowledge than CAs; below is a classic example of their knowledge............... -)
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A Chartered Accountant and a Cost Accountant are seated next to each other on a flight from Karachi to Islamabad. The ACMA asks CA if he would like to play a game. The CA, who's tired (from work) and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The ACMA persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me 500, and vice versa." Again, the CA declines and tries to get some sleep. The ACMA, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me 500, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 5000." This catches the CA's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless he plays, he agrees to the game.
The ACMA asks the first question "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The CA doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a 500 bill, and hands it to the ACMA. "Okay," says the ACMA, "it's your turn."
He asks the ACMA, "What goes up a hill with three legs but comes down with four legs?"
The ACMA, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references--no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library--no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the CA and hands him 5000.
The CA says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.
The ACMA, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the CA and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the CA reaches into his wallet, hands the ACMA 500, and goes back to sleep.
Well ACMAs says that their studies are more tougher than CAs and they have better knowledge than CAs; below is a classic example of their knowledge............... -)
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A Chartered Accountant and a Cost Accountant are seated next to each other on a flight from Karachi to Islamabad. The ACMA asks CA if he would like to play a game. The CA, who's tired (from work) and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The ACMA persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me 500, and vice versa." Again, the CA declines and tries to get some sleep. The ACMA, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me 500, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 5000." This catches the CA's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless he plays, he agrees to the game.
The ACMA asks the first question "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The CA doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a 500 bill, and hands it to the ACMA. "Okay," says the ACMA, "it's your turn."
He asks the ACMA, "What goes up a hill with three legs but comes down with four legs?"
The ACMA, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references--no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library--no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the CA and hands him 5000.
The CA says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.
The ACMA, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the CA and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the CA reaches into his wallet, hands the ACMA 500, and goes back to sleep.
