04-27-2010, 08:08 PM
<u><b>SIMPLE ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
<u><b>OFFICE ARITHMETIC</b></u>
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
<u><b>SHOPPING MATH</b></u>
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnât need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</b></u>
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
<u><b>HAPPINESS </b></u>
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
<u><b>LONGEVITY </b></u>
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</u></b>
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnât.
A man marries a woman expecting that she wonât change, and she does.
<u><b>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE</b></u>
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
<u><b>OFFICE ARITHMETIC</b></u>
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
<u><b>SHOPPING MATH</b></u>
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnât need.
<u><b>
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</b></u>
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
<u><b>HAPPINESS </b></u>
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
<u><b>LONGEVITY </b></u>
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
<b><u>
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</u></b>
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnât.
A man marries a woman expecting that she wonât change, and she does.
<u><b>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE</b></u>
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument