09-19-2004, 05:08 AM
Definations
Some meaningful definitions
Father A banker provided by nature.
Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumour News that travels at the speed of sound.
Dictionary The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.
Worry Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Experience The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY
Miser A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught.
Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.
Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .
Some meaningful definitions
Father A banker provided by nature.
Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumour News that travels at the speed of sound.
Dictionary The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.
Worry Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Experience The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY
Miser A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught.
Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.
Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .
