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[Kaash_ACMA]

Ans. I will slap her......... <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

Q. agar koi aisay he aap ko maarna shuru karday buri tarha,,, then what will u do .......... ????



Never look back If you wanna do something,,, but sometimes do it for ur heart,,,

[farazthegreat]

Ans. Call the police..... oh...no...wait...They'll probably lock me up <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

QIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[smraza]

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Ans. Call the police..... oh...no...wait...They'll probably lock me up <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

QIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


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Ans Yes, we have seen the recent situations in front of courts, like a man tried to burn himself, and a Lawyer in lahore also did so and he is almost burnt.

Q Why do we waste our precious time to post such stupid questions?

SMR

[Kaash_ACMA]

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Ans. Call the police..... oh...no...wait...They'll probably lock me up <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

QIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


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Ans Yes, we have seen the recent situations in front of courts, like a man tried to burn himself, and a Lawyer in lahore also did so and he is almost burnt.

Q Why do we waste our precious time to post such stupid questions?

SMR
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Ans. To waste other's time too ,, <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>,,,

Q her baat ki teh main ek baat hoti hai,,, ,, woh baat kia hoti hai????

Never look back If you wanna do something,,, but sometimes do it for ur heart,,,

[n/a4]

ANs. Yeh woh baat hoti hai jo samajh nahin aani hoti hai.

Ques How many accountantants does it require to change a light bulb.

[smraza]

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ANs. Yeh woh baat hoti hai jo samajh nahin aani hoti hai.

Ques How many accountantants does it require to change a light bulb.
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Ans
10 CAs or;
15 ACMAs or;
20 ACCAs

Q What is the reaction of audit staff when the clients reduces his conveyance allowance, say, from Rs.200 per day to Rs.100 per day????

SMR

[n/a4]

ANs to my QUES
2 accountants , 1 to change it and one to keep it within budget.

Reaction /)

[Pracs]

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Q What is the reaction of audit staff when the clients reduces his conveyance allowance, say, from Rs.200 per day to Rs.100 per day????

SMR
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Ans

Start looking into the FM's re-imbursable expenses ) Stop using Dad's car to commute and car pool,.. better even get that rusty 125 out and kick to work every day.

Ques Why did the AM always say 'last year audit was a screw up' better job this year.. ?



Edited by - pracs on Sep 19 2004 123831 AM

[Azeem Shah Khan]

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Ans because AM being an AM "Auto Mode" is paid to say this phrase every year.


Q Who initiated this forum?

[Pracs]

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Q Who initiated this forum?


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I second that question,, I second to that.. would really like to know

"Allah does not change the state of people unless they change what is within themselves" Quran 1311

[n/a4]

Of course admin.

Har tasveer ke do Rukh hote hain batana to sahih zara kausey

[ahmed]

hmmmm......one left and the other one right.... ) by the way wat u say abt 3D pictures ???

question

Polo mein Hole kyun hai ??

u never know

[jbladeus]

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Who cares?

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Shukar karo ke hole mein polo nahin hoti, cos then u wouldnt eat it for a million bucks! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!

[sagar]

what is stupidier than posting in this thread??

gO wIld!!

[Azeem Shah Khan]

reading ur posts???

just kidding

is there any way we can stop this non-sense???

azeem