a diplomatic kiss

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General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are
sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The
train comes out of the tunnel. Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting
there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which
is
red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.

Thatcher is thinking

"These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried
to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Aishwarya is thinking

"Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and
got
slapped."

Vajpayee is thinking

"Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have
thought it was me and slapped my face. "

Musharraf is thinking

"If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing
sound and slap Vajpayee again."


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