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#616
02-02-2011, 01:24 PM
iss say milta julta aik joke meray pass bhi hay
but
ahhhm ahhmmm ahhmm
samjh tu gaye hogay
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02-03-2011, 09:29 PM
Some one asked a boy
how is ur life
he smiled and replied






"She is fine"
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03-31-2011, 07:27 PM
Real life joke or reality to think about

last day we people were enjoying Pak-India match on big screen at Lahore university and we found this situation at there

match phansa howa hay

Qurani ayaat/soratain perhnay k sms send/receive kiyeah ja rahay hain

Lerkiyan apnay boy friends ko chore ker dawain mang rahi hain

Lerkay apni girl friends ko chore ker match daikh rahay hain

Even Ham log occupied or unoccupied lerkiyoon ko daikhna chore ker match per comments ker rahain hain

or

aik bhai shb phone per keh rahay hain

"Allah ki Kasam main match daikh raha hoon






tumhain avoid nahi ker raha jannu"

lol

so question is why girls happen to be like this-lol

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03-31-2011, 09:01 PM
hahahahahahahaha DDDDDD
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#620
03-31-2011, 10:15 PM
sawal ka jawab bhi doo bhai
its a serious issue

atleast for unmarried persons
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04-02-2011, 06:58 AM
Yr,i'm not exaggerate fond of cricket but the only reason compelled me see that semi-final on big screen at LIBERTY,LAHORE was SIZZLING H*T GIRLZ D. Kasim vasy issue to kafi serious ha,LAMHAE FIQRIA HA D . sida sida sach bol diya mana agg plz koi mind na kra.
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04-26-2011, 05:25 PM
Sardar1 ma film ma kam karna chahta hon,Sardar2 tumhe roll kon sa pasand ha,Sardar1 keeme wala.
http//www.visittampabay.com
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07-06-2011, 05:49 PM
Aik Aloo nay bhindi k mob per love sms send kiya

Bhindi minded it
ous nay aloo ko call ker k buri bhali sunaii and kaha
"tum itnay mottay or main itni slim
how dare u sms me"

Aloo ko iss baat ka bohat dukh howa

ous nay phir bhindi ko chore ker
baki ki sabziyoon per line marna start ker dee

or aaj app daikh saktay hain

Aloo gobi
Allo baingan
Allo simhla mirch
Allo matar gajjer

But

Bhindi aaj bhi aikili hay
or tanhayioon main gatti phirti hay

<b>"Loki ta yar labday phirday hay
Asi labiya yar guwa baithay"</b>


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07-06-2011, 09:44 PM
HAHA.....bachari bhindi!
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#625
07-13-2011, 09:12 PM
Husband gave daimond set to wife
and she didnt spoke to him for one whole month






amazingly she kept the promise this time
to not to disturb him
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07-21-2011, 05:40 AM
Mr. and Mrs. McKee, vacationing in Rome, were being shown through the Colosseum. "Now, this room," said the guide, "is where the slaves dressed to fight the lions." "But how does one dress to fight lions?" in-quired Mr. McKee. "Very slow-w-w-w-w- w-ly," replied the guide.
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07-21-2011, 05:42 AM
A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient cas-tle in Europe. "This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years." "Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have."
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07-22-2011, 10:50 AM
A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apolo-getically that he had overlooked the first notice.

"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."
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07-26-2011, 03:35 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kasim</i>
<br />Aik Aloo nay bhindi k mob per love sms send kiya

Bhindi minded it
ous nay aloo ko call ker k buri bhali sunaii and kaha
"tum itnay mottay or main itni slim
how dare u sms me"

Aloo ko iss baat ka bohat dukh howa

ous nay phir bhindi ko chore ker
baki ki sabziyoon per line marna start ker dee

or aaj app daikh saktay hain

Aloo gobi
Allo baingan
Allo simhla mirch
Allo matar gajjer

But

Bhindi aaj bhi aikili hay
or tanhayioon main gatti phirti hay

<b>"Loki ta yar labday phirday hay
Asi labiya yar guwa baithay"</b>



<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">


Buahahahahahhah very nice Kasim Bhai [D] [8D]
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08-03-2011, 06:59 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Namia Beera</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kasim</i>
<br />Aik Aloo nay bhindi k mob per love sms send kiya

Bhindi minded it
ous nay aloo ko call ker k buri bhali sunaii and kaha
"tum itnay mottay or main itni slim
how dare u sms me"

Aloo ko iss baat ka bohat dukh howa

ous nay phir bhindi ko chore ker
baki ki sabziyoon per line marna start ker dee

or aaj app daikh saktay hain

Aloo gobi
Allo baingan
Allo simhla mirch
Allo matar gajjer

But

Bhindi aaj bhi aikili hay
or tanhayioon main gatti phirti hay

<b>"Loki ta yar labday phirday hay
Asi labiya yar guwa baithay"</b>



<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">


Buahahahahahhah very nice Kasim Bhai [D] [8D]
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[D]VERY NICE
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