A famous inspirational speaker said;
"best years of my life were spent in d arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!
Audience was in shock n silence.
He added; she was my mother.
Applause n laughter!
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink,he said loudly 2 his wife,in the kitchen;
best years of my life were spent in d arms of a woman who was not my wife!
standing for a moment, trying to recall the 2nd half,he finally blurted out;I cant remember who she was
By the time he regained his senses,he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kasim</i>
<br />yar abb tum tu dil na toroo na mera
main nay itna time laga k soacha tha and likha tha yeah sub
ous nay bhi aggay say koi level ka jawab nahi diyeah tha
buss bateesiii k dant ginwa diyeah thay lolz
kasim...u sure k usny bteesi k dant ginwae thy?zra zehn py zor daina.
wo to bta rai thi mujhy k bus muskurai thi.or ye bhi k jumlon mai b kuch frk tha.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
sarfraz....by the way treeqa kamyab hai (maiti guarantee)"hae bichari masoom kuryan jaldi behl jati hain"
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by WARDAH</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kasim</i>
<br />yar abb tum tu dil na toroo na mera
main nay itna time laga k soacha tha and likha tha yeah sub
ous nay bhi aggay say koi level ka jawab nahi diyeah tha
buss bateesiii k dant ginwa diyeah thay lolz
kasim...u sure k usny bteesi k dant ginwae thy?zra zehn py zor daina.
wo to bta rai thi mujhy k bus muskurai thi.or ye bhi k jumlon mai b kuch frk tha.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
sarfraz....by the way treeqa kamyab hai (maiti guarantee)"hae bichari masoom kuryan jaldi behl jati hain"
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yar uss nay tumhain bhi bata diyeah hay k woe raat ko bateesi bahir nikal k sotti hay
mijhay tu manah kiya tha us nay kissi ko batanay say or khud saray zamanay ko batati phirti hay
anyway sanu ki and tanu ki
How Pakistanis are easy to identify
1. Everything cooked in garlic and onion
2. Reuse of gift papers
3. Arriving 1 hour late at parties
4. Names of children rhyme
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebodyâs house
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7. Donât measure with cups when cooking
8. Sofas covered with bedsheets
9. Cover almost every thing with plastic whether its remote control
AGREE [(!]
yasir....improvment to btana zra )
1-kia bina garlic n onion k handi pkaty hain?
2-han mai to ab gift wrapper chrhati hi nai aisy hi dy daiti hon (ye change aya hai ) )
3-mainy parties mai jana hi chor dia hai (again change)
4-ye personal hai mai ni btaon gi.hehehe but ryme mai ab ni rkhty (again change)
5-qasm sy mujhy chid chrhti hai un auntion py is mai to change ni aya.baqi to be continue
1) Haan Garlic or onion tu food item hay uss main change nahi aya. Lakin abb lussan handi k ilawa bhi use hota hay Suna nahi kisi larkay ko kehtay huay k " Yaar Lussan Lag gai " So there is change.
2) Reuse nahi hota abb xiada, Or log abb yun bhi day detay hain Gift,
3) Peoples normally arrive 2 hours late in parties,
4) Bachon k naam abb log bohat unique rakhnay ki koshish kartay hain, Abb routine naam sunnay main nahi atay Bulkay different naam sunai detay hain.
5) Log masroof hain xiada, Aur bezaar bhi hain iss liay ab ek ek ghanta darwazay per nahi lagatay.
6) Sofas ko abb bedsheets say cover nahi kia jata,
7) Logon nay Raper ka istimal yakeenan bohat kardia hay ) Lakin abb yeh remotes, cellphones, Receivers per use nahi hota.
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