Kuch Kissay Kuch Kahaniyan..........

Kasim · 06-21-2010, 06:00 PM

Lets share some of the most rememberable incidents u have ever faced or ever heard or etc

Kasim · 06-21-2010, 06:02 PM

Well this incident was told to me by my father and he was told the same by his worker so here is the incident in the language of the woker
but do keep it in mind k incident happened in Doha Qatar

i was sitting in a jewller's shop with my friends having routine chit chat when an english lady entered the shop and asked us to show her some jewllary
we showed her several items but as u know ladies have tipical habit of asking about alterations etc in things shopkeepers have
so this lady also not being different started asking same

dont u have this design in larger size
that piece of jewllary in that color
a mixture of these two designs
and blah blah blah

at that time one of my friends sitting there and frustrated of so long and apparently useless interption of the english lady (as she seems not interested in buying anything) said to his shopkeeper friend
"Yar aye maeee nu fatta fat farag ker annay kujh layna hay nahi sir khaan agayeee hay" 

Hearing this the english lady turned towards the person and said

"way main panj saal patti lohari rae aaan tiyaaan nal gal kari"

We all got blank to hear such tipical Punjabi from such english lady and were hardly able to say

"Baji tusi baithu botal piooo assi naway desing weekhanday aaan tannu"

fpaimran · 06-21-2010, 08:05 PM

mujay palmstry ka buhat shoq tha is py research and devlopment shuroo ki kafi sari books prhin akser friends k hath daikhay predictions kin kuch sahi kuch ghalat. Hmaray ghr ki construction ho rahi thi main apni nigrani main kam krwa raha tha, mera aik cousion aya batoon batoon main us ny mujy apna hath dikhayay, main ny kuch guess kr k prdiction ki bus guess tha kuch confiorm nai tha us ny foran bola han aj he aisa hoa hy tu main khud confuse ho gia. aik mazdor yay sb daikh raha tha kafi aged tha us ny muj sy bola k mera hath daikh k btaoo mri umer kitni hay, main ny aisay he kuch hisab kitab kr btaya ki 63 sy 65 sal tak hogi shaid. us ny kaha byta main 67 ka ho gia hun shaid, phr us ny apni date of birth sy saal ginay tu wo 65 bnay. phr shaid usay ihsas hoa k yay uska akhri saal hy. Uska rang peela ho gia hath paoon kanpnay lgay or wo zameen py byth gya. main ny usay tsali di pani pilaya or bola baba ji mujy nai daikhna ata main mzaq kr raha tha but uski halat khrab. Yay qisa mray abu tak pohncha tu bus main agay agay tha ............ kiunkay main ny apna hath nahi daikha tha k aj mray sath kia honay wala hay abu k hathon -)

sania.saeeed · 06-22-2010, 04:12 AM

aap mera hath daikh kay btain gay kay meray kitnay marks ayn gay?

ciapk · 06-22-2010, 03:01 PM

Main bghair daikhay bta sakta hun -)

WARDAH · 06-22-2010, 04:13 PM

sania. . .mt paraishan ho dear itni choti c baat py achy hi marks ain gy inshallah mehnt ki hai to, ab hathon py no to ni likhy hoty subject wise.hehehe

nice stories kasim n fpaimran, kasim ki story to kahin pehly bhi suni hui lg rai hai(kio kasim buddy [ Wink

] ) han fpaimran ur story prh k hsi ai n to imagine that old man,hahhaha

Distracted · 06-22-2010, 04:29 PM

my age was around 12 at that time. my mother sent me to purchase something & i hide 1 ruppee from remaining amount. my father caught this and he beat me like "he was not my father".
Anyway, in the same evening one of my father's business friend had marriage party. He asked me to get ready to attend this. During all his driving my father gave me emotional lecture that this is not right..... ( u know rest)
when we reach there, it was too cold and the event was in some ground. now the groom has arrived and the time is about 1am. This is elite class marriage, to jis waqt sab paisy phaink rhy thy koe nhe utha rha sirf bhand he thy. ab sab khary hy dolhay ko daikh rhy hy. thand sy bure halat hy. pta nhe mery demag me kia aya pr me ny kha dady sy apne pitae ka is sy acha badla or koe nhe ho skta k me yaha paisy iktha krna shuru ho jao. u wont imagine k sab log khary thy or me paisy itkhy krny me masroof ho gaya me pockets me nhe dal rha tha balke coat or shirt k dermian wale jaga me phaink rha tha.....

Kasim · 06-22-2010, 04:44 PM

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nice stories kasim n fpaimran, kasim ki story to kahin pehly bhi suni hui lg rai hai(kio kasim buddy [ Wink

] )
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haaan jee main nay yeah story sms per appnay buddies ko send ki thi kuch arsa pehlay
seems like sms chain chal pari hogi and tum tak bhi pohanch gaya hoga sms lol
kash main nay sms k neechay apna number bhi likha hota lol
tu ajj ham tum bhi dost hotay lol

but shuker hay aisa kuch nahi hay
werna main her waqt yehi keh raha hota tum ko

howay dost tum jisskay
uska dushman asmaan hoga

lol

WARDAH · 06-22-2010, 04:53 PM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Distracted
 my age was around 12 at that time. my mother sent me to purchase something & i hide 1 ruppee from remaining amount. my father caught this and he beat me like "he was not my father".
Anyway, in the same evening one of my father's business friend had marriage party. He asked me to get ready to attend this. During all his driving my father gave me emotional lecture that this is not right..... ( u know rest)
when we reach there, it was too cold and the event was in some ground. now the groom has arrived and the time is about 1am. This is elite class marriage, to jis waqt sab paisy phaink rhy thy koe nhe utha rha sirf bhand he thy. ab sab khary hy dolhay ko daikh rhy hy. thand sy bure halat hy. pta nhe mery demag me kia aya pr me ny kha dady sy apne pitae ka is sy acha badla or koe nhe ho skta k me yaha paisy iktha krna shuru ho jao. u wont imagine k sab log khary thy or me paisy itkhy krny me masroof ho gaya me pockets me nhe dal rha tha balke coat or shirt k dermian wale jaga me phaink rha tha.....

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he was really not ur father?? i mean were u step son of him?? if yup then very sad to hear all this.sgy hoty ya sutaily unko tumhain pyar sy smjhana chahye tha as u were just 12 year young child na k maarna.i dont know kaisy krty hain aisa log bchon ki nfsiaat py kitna bura asr prta hai ni smjhty.me feeling rearl bad n sad for u dear. . .but gr aik bnda bura kry to bdly mai bura to ni krna chahye tha na tumko.u shud showed urself gud n sensible child is sy unko apni hrkt py khud shrmindagi hoti.or gr wo waqai tumhary step father thy to tumko to or acha bnna chahye tha to show him that u r gud son of gud father.(gr tumko mairi koi bhi baat buri lgi ho to i m really v sorry)

Kasim · 06-22-2010, 04:55 PM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Distracted
 my age was around 12 at that time. my mother sent me to purchase something & i hide 1 ruppee from remaining amount. my father caught this and he beat me like "he was not my father".
Anyway, in the same evening one of my father's business friend had marriage party. He asked me to get ready to attend this. During all his driving my father gave me emotional lecture that this is not right..... ( u know rest)
when we reach there, it was too cold and the event was in some ground. now the groom has arrived and the time is about 1am. This is elite class marriage, to jis waqt sab paisy phaink rhy thy koe nhe utha rha sirf bhand he thy. ab sab khary hy dolhay ko daikh rhy hy. thand sy bure halat hy. pta nhe mery demag me kia aya pr me ny kha dady sy apne pitae ka is sy acha badla or koe nhe ho skta k me yaha paisy iktha krna shuru ho jao. u wont imagine k sab log khary thy or me paisy itkhy krny me masroof ho gaya me pockets me nhe dal rha tha balke coat or shirt k dermian wale jaga me phaink rha tha.....

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lol

welcome to forum bro
hope so u will find path in here lol
and will also cause others to get on their suitable path lol

i tried to imagine how ur father would have treated u later upon on this revange lol and got just one senario
<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Distracted
like "he was not your father".
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lol
dont mind just kidding

Distracted · 06-22-2010, 06:00 PM

@ WARDAH, i put it as a funny incident. But to be serious i think my father was right. U know it is said 'nip the evil in the bud'. I know that this was my first ever and last occasion that i stole money like this. And being apprehendid in the same time, was the right treatment to receive. My father didnt beat me ever like that before or after. That y i said i thought he is not my father. Offcourse he is my beloved dad and all love for him.

WARDAH · 06-22-2010, 06:03 PM

oh ok. . .mai zra ziada jzbaati ho gai.hehehe to bchu tumko itna hi thek lga unka wo act to agay mrasi pn krny ki kia zrort thi tum ko [p]

Kasim · 06-22-2010, 06:10 PM

lol well said wardah

bhatkay howay (distracted) abb jawab doo lol

WARDAH · 06-22-2010, 06:18 PM

or to or!! kasim iska nick prh k to mai or bhi emotional hogai dil dukh gya maira k us mar ny itna bura asr dala bichary ki shkhsiat py k nick bhi aisa rkha us ny, na jany us k step father kitny zalim hongy. . . .hehehehe. . . hw stupid i m!!!

Kasim · 06-22-2010, 06:24 PM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by WARDAH
 hw stupid i m!!!
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ya i know how stupid u r lol
wish others may also know that lol
kidding buddy