Let's see who dares to answer these... :-)

Mujahid · 09-24-2009, 12:34 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Spectator
 <blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by kamranACA
 Shahbaz

Do you need to take classes of English language? Why you create reasons for others to laugh at you?

You know I had always been admiring your approach. I wrote,

"Keeping in view your level of understanding, I guess it is quite understandable".

Where did you find defamatioin buddy? I know you have better understanding level and you can understand even a critical or dubious statement. That's why I wrote that as per my guess you can understand it.

This was sort of admiration.

I wonder what has gone wrong with you. You disappointed me.

I don't want to comment on the filth of a low life insect.

(Now don't connect it to yourself Shahbaz. Kuch Khuda ka khauf karo).

Regards,

Kamran.
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=>KamranACA , lagta hai Mujahid per retarded ki de hue doses kam karnay lagee hain!

Mujahid dont mind yar, just joking[D]

yasir,
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Phir mein shuru hoa to tum laa ilaaj ho jaoge. Phir mind na karna. [D]

Astute Accountant · 10-01-2009, 12:25 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mujahid
 gas ki beemari har kisi ko thori na hoti hai. Us k liye astuteness hi chahiye hoti hai [D]
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Kindly avoid poking your nose in other members' discussions. You may not know what they might actually be talking about.

Cheers

Mujahid · 10-01-2009, 01:27 AM

OK! but next time I'll only poke my finger [D]

Astute Accountant · 10-01-2009, 03:31 PM

Well brother, you're taking my request as a joke whereas I requested you so because I don't appreciate excessive pointless humor.

No offence meant. -)

Concluded!

Spectator · 10-02-2009, 05:40 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mujahid
Phir mein shuru hoa to tum laa ilaaj ho jaoge. Phir mind na karna. [D]
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Socho agar main la illaj ho giya to tumhara illaj kon kare ga[8D]

awaisaftab · 10-02-2009, 04:56 PM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Astute Accountant
 <center>Let's see who dares to answer these...</center>

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

What can you catch but not throw?

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

What's black and white and red all over?

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

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Astute now time has come for you to answer above quoestions.

Astute Accountant · 10-08-2009, 11:51 PM

@ Awais

Odyssee's google search has provided correct answers except for this one

What's black and white and red all over?
A Book!

Mujahid · 10-17-2009, 01:10 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mujahid
 I'll call the police, they'll arrest you and then i'll come out and return back to my house. [D]

OR,

I'll come out, use my martial arts skills to kick your ()(), and will return back to my house. [D]
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Osama Rules · 10-17-2009, 06:33 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by retarded
 If you try to get out of the house then i would kill you, since i m waiting outside the gate[p]

now what ?[8D]
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Salam,

I would get out of the house & convince u that u do not have to kill me[p]

OR maybe some other proposal!!

[D]

Sitara · 10-17-2009, 04:17 PM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by retarded
 
GUESS WHAT ?[8D]

There are three rooms, you have to select one of the rooms for yourself.

1st room is full of fire i.e. conflagration[p]
2nd room has a lion, who is hungry for 2 months[})]
3rd room is full of prickles that no one could enter into[B)]

you have no other choice to do[)]
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Salam,

Pehle ek room se ek prickle uthao phir wo prickle dosray kamray mai laker joa jaha fire haii us prickle ko jalao phir wo prickle jala kar us kamray mai laykar jao jis kamray mai loin hai phir us se loin ko darao loin bhag jayh ga aaaaaaaappp aram se us kamray rahhoooooo simpleee.

Mujahid · 10-17-2009, 10:17 PM

@^
Ye bhi ho sakta hai k lion ko bahar chor do aur wo retarded ko kha jaye. [D]

faisal_desperado · 10-20-2009, 03:35 PM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by retarded
 
GUESS WHAT ?[8D]

There are three rooms, you have to select one of the rooms for yourself.

1st room is full of fire i.e. conflagration[p]
2nd room has a lion, who is hungry for 2 months[})]
3rd room is full of prickles that no one could enter into[B)]

you have no other choice to do[)]
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Dear retarded,

Without taking any assumption, one should select 2nd room, as lion is hungry for the last two months, and as far as my knowledge is concerned, lion can live for 7 or more days without food, however, period of two months is much on the higher side, Lion must have been died.

Hence the answer is 2nd Room.

Regards,

Sitara · 10-24-2009, 09:00 PM

<blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by faisal_desperado
 <blockquote id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by retarded
 
GUESS WHAT ?[8D]

There are three rooms, you have to select one of the rooms for yourself.

1st room is full of fire i.e. conflagration[p]
2nd room has a lion, who is hungry for 2 months[})]
3rd room is full of prickles that no one could enter into[B)]

you have no other choice to do[)]
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Dear retarded,

Without taking any assumption, one should select 2nd room, as lion is hungry for the last two months, and as far as my knowledge is concerned, lion can live for 7 or more days without food, however, period of two months is much on the higher side, Lion must have been died.

Hence the answer is 2nd Room.

Regards,
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Salaam,

Yeah it is the right answer.....