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An accountant was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said "If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog then said "If you kiss me and turn me into a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for one week" The accountant took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke again "I’ll stay and do anything you want". Again he took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked "What is the matter ? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me ?" The accountant replied "Look, I’m an accountant. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool"

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