02-29-2004, 10:50 PM
A local restaurant was so sure its massive Sumo chef was the strongest man around, they had a standing $1,000.00 offer that the chef would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and then hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze just one more drop of juice out of the lemon would walk away with the money. Many people had tried, including weight lifters and longshoremen, but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny little man wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit came in and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try it". After the laughter had died down the chef said ,"OK". He grabbed a lemon and squeeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. The crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and one by one 6 drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd erupted into cheering, the chef paid the $1,000.00 and asked, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a builder's labourer or what?"
He adjusted his glasses on his nose and said, "I work for the Tax Department".
I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT
One day a scrawny little man wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit came in and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try it". After the laughter had died down the chef said ,"OK". He grabbed a lemon and squeeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. The crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and one by one 6 drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd erupted into cheering, the chef paid the $1,000.00 and asked, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a builder's labourer or what?"
He adjusted his glasses on his nose and said, "I work for the Tax Department".
I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT
