Object u never have to run after........

ciapk · 07-07-2010, 08:12 PM

-) Oper b kiun daikhti ho? apko nahi pta larko ko nahin tartay -)

WARDAH · 07-08-2010, 01:54 AM

han ye huq sirf lrkon ko hasil hai , larkion ko tarny ka,hain?

ciapk · 07-08-2010, 02:18 AM

han ji bilcul warna larkiun ka makeup or suiting ka khrcha bykar chla jay ga -)

WARDAH · 07-08-2010, 03:14 AM

hmmmmmmmmm!!

yasir_live · 07-08-2010, 06:42 AM

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in logon nay tumko daraya aur tum darr bhi gaey, daikho mard k bachay bano aur sharafat say meray ghar ajao warna ............ theek ha mat aao tmki marzi[D]
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Nahi Dear Main nahi Aaunga Abb, Main Mard hun [8D] Aur Chatha hun k MarD hi Rahun [D], Tum Aur Tumharay teen bhai, Yeh Chaaron Makhlooqain Khali ki kado-kaamat wali jab mil kar mujhay marain gay Tu main kisi ko Shakal tu door shayad Aur kuch bhi Dikhanay k kabil nahi Rahunga [D]

Aur Wesay bhi Yaar tum bohat Moti ho, Apni Mardangi Jhaarnay [p] k liay Main kisi Moti larki ko Gallay main nahi lena chatha, hum tumhain kesay introduce karain gay [D] In say miliay Yeh Rishtay main humari Choti Bahuu hain lakin dekhnay main hum sab ki Maaa lagti hain [D]

This remind me of my friend, Recently uss ki Shadi hui hay Aur uss ki Miss itni Moti type ki hay, tu Woh hesitation ki wajah say usay kahin leka hi nahi jata[D]

Yo.

yasir_live · 07-08-2010, 06:45 AM

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 sensible tumhari sensibility kahan gai hai? likha hua hai yasir k nam k nichay saudia phir bhi tum usko lahore sy bula rai thin.heheheh
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meen neechay daikha nahi, main sirf ooper daikhti hun[D]
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This remind me of very Old Joke, So here it goes

Larki Tum Larkay Log, Larki main sab say pehlay kya Dekhtay ho ?

Larka Yeh tu depend karta hay k Woh Aarahi hay Ya jaa rahi hay [D]

Sorry if some one dislikes.
Regards.

WARDAH · 07-08-2010, 03:48 PM

then he married her gr wo itna hi hesitate hota hai ab usko kahen ly k jany py? pehly ni pta tha k wo moti hai?? or kia usny tumoo bola k mai hesitate hota hun usko kahin ly k jany sy due to her fatness?kia pta aisa na ho or wo waisy hi ni chahta ho apni begum ko doston k samny lae as bohat sy log khud bhi aisa pasand ni krty.

ciapk · 07-08-2010, 07:02 PM

Ho skata hy usay aisa feel hota ho k zindagi aik gari hay jis k do tyre hain or aik tyre tractor ka hay or dosra cycle ka -)

WARDAH · 07-08-2010, 07:05 PM

han to wo apny jaisa cycle ka tyre hi lgata na , kion truck ka lgaya??

ciapk · 07-08-2010, 07:08 PM

Ghr waloon ny zbrdasti lga dia hoga apni mrzi sy shaid na lgaya ho, mra aik friend that CA final main tha extra ordinary larka tha study main. Kisi sy pyar krta tha ghr waloon ny zbrdasti shadi kr di Kbi Maan ny dopata paoon main daala kbi baap ny pagri, khair shadi k baad ghr main lrayan fasad, phr jis sy pyar krta tha wo ghr chor k us k pass aa gai, us say be shadi kr li, phr idher say jadoo toonay or udhar walay odher say jaado toonay or ajkal wo mental hosiptal main hay.

yasir_live · 07-08-2010, 07:11 PM

Nahi usay pehlay bhi maloom tha, But After marriage Woh jab uss k saath kahin jaata tu uss say chotha lagta tha and the reason is k Uss ki wife kafi Moti hay. And now he suggests us K yaar baghair shadi k jitni umer khench saktay ho khench lo!

Yo.

WARDAH · 07-08-2010, 07:24 PM

SO BAD, jb maloom tha to phir,pehly khud moti double roti k liey mr rahy hoty hain baad mai mazloom bny phirty hain k mt krna shadi,bnda ulta kr k ds jooty mary tashreef py aisy mrdon k. na huq lrki bdnaam phir.

ciapk · 07-08-2010, 07:58 PM

-) ahum ahum

WARDAH · 07-08-2010, 08:29 PM

tuano kio khng lg gai hun??

ciapk · 07-09-2010, 01:34 AM

Aap kisi ko jootay marna chah rahi thi is liay -)