09-26-2010, 05:29 PM
Menâs perspectiveâ¦
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
DavidBissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just canât face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youâll be happy. If you get a bad one, youâll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question⦠which I have not been able to answer⦠is, âWhat does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
âSome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.â
Anonymous
âThereâs a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Itâs called marriage.â
Sam Kinison
âIâve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didnât.â
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever youâre wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever youâre right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wifeâs birthday is to forget it once..
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when sheâs wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an âadâ in the classifieds âWife wantedâ. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing âYou can have mine.â
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly) âMy wifeâs an angel!â
Second Guy âYouâre lucky, mineâs still alive.â
Anonymous
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
DavidBissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just canât face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youâll be happy. If you get a bad one, youâll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question⦠which I have not been able to answer⦠is, âWhat does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
âSome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.â
Anonymous
âThereâs a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Itâs called marriage.â
Sam Kinison
âIâve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didnât.â
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever youâre wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever youâre right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wifeâs birthday is to forget it once..
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when sheâs wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an âadâ in the classifieds âWife wantedâ. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing âYou can have mine.â
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly) âMy wifeâs an angel!â
Second Guy âYouâre lucky, mineâs still alive.â
Anonymous
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