05-14-2010, 10:56 PM
<u><b>If Men Ruled the World</b></u>
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to âI love you.â
Hallmark would make âSorry, what was your name again?â cards.
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, sheâd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
Youâd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people youâd worked for, like âAmanda Hugnkiss.â
The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
âSorry Iâm late, but I got really wasted last nightâ would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
Tanks would be far easier to rent.
Garbage would take itself out.
Instead of beer belly, youâd get âbeer biceps.â
Valentineâs Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
The only show opposite âMonday Night Footballâ would be âMonday Night Football From A Different Camera Angle.â
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to âI love you.â
Hallmark would make âSorry, what was your name again?â cards.
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, sheâd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
Youâd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people youâd worked for, like âAmanda Hugnkiss.â
The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
âSorry Iâm late, but I got really wasted last nightâ would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
Tanks would be far easier to rent.
Garbage would take itself out.
Instead of beer belly, youâd get âbeer biceps.â
Valentineâs Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
The only show opposite âMonday Night Footballâ would be âMonday Night Football From A Different Camera Angle.â
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.