10-05-2005, 11:11 PM
How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, "I can do that!"
Q How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
Q How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Q How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Q Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
A Because he's Haydn!
Q What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
A A Chopin Liszt.
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If you are a politician then you are a lier, but if you are a lier you may not be a politician!
A Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, "I can do that!"
Q How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
Q How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Q How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Q Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
A Because he's Haydn!
Q What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
A A Chopin Liszt.
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If you are a politician then you are a lier, but if you are a lier you may not be a politician!
