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How to Make Money

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, `Sorry son, but I have some bad
news, the donkey died.`
Chuck replied, `Well, then just give me my money back.`
The farmer said, `Can`t do that. I went and spent it already.`
Chuck said, `OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.`
The farmer asked, `What ya gonna do with him?`
Chuck said, `I`m going to raffle him off.`
The farmer said, `You can`t raffle off a dead donkey!`
Chuck said, `Sure I can. Watch me. I just won`t tell anybody
he`s dead.`
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, `What
happened with that dead donkey?`
Chuck said, `I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.`
The farmer said, `Didn`t anyone complain?`
Chuck said, `Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back.`
Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.





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Tariq