Jokes......

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MBA & CA-- Very Funny

....>
> > An MBA and a CA go on a camping trip, set up
> their tent,and fell
> asleep.
> >
> > Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend. "
> look up at the sky
> and
> > tell me what you see."
> >
> > The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
> >
> > "What does that tell you?"
> >
> > The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically
> speaking, it tells me
> that
> > there are millions of galaxies and potentially
> billions of planets.
> > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
> Time wise, it
> appears
> to
> > be approximately a quarter past three.
> Theologically, it's evident
> the
> Lord
> > is all-powerful and we are small and
> insignificant.
> Meteorologically, it
> > seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
> >
> > What does it tell you?"
> >
> > The CA is silent for a moment, then speaks.
> >
> > "Practically speaking ...Someone has stolen our tent".
>
>




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