01-01-2005, 01:23 AM
Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.
Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.
Atomic Bomb An invention to end all inventions.
Rumor News that travels faster than the speed of sound.
Classic A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
Father A banker provided by nature.
Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Etc A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit together to decide that nothing can be done.
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Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.
Atomic Bomb An invention to end all inventions.
Rumor News that travels faster than the speed of sound.
Classic A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
Father A banker provided by nature.
Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Etc A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit together to decide that nothing can be done.
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«.......... S w a l a t ..........»
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