How to make 2 + 2 = 5 (or how to be an accountant)

[hanifasif]

So here I am going to prove 2 + 2 = 5

16 – 24 = 4 – 12

(4)(4) – 2(4)(3) = (2)(2) – 2(2)(3)

Adding (3)(3) to both side of the equation

(4)(4) – 2(4)(3) + (3)(3) = (2)(2) – 2(2)(3) + (3)(3)

(4 – 3)(4 - 3) = (2 – 3)(2 – 3)

Taking Square root on both sides, we have

4 – 3 = 2 – 3

1 = - 1

1+1 = 0

2 = 0

Dividing both sides by 2 and later adding 4 to both sides

2/2 = 0

1 = 0

1 + 4 = 0 + 4

5 = 4 or 4 = 5

Or 2 + 2 = 5

So the above proof proves that I am a professional accountant, which in fact I am.

Regards

Asif

[noman]

hey..

why the hell u posing as if you have done this calculation!!
its floating around the net for years and u think u did bcoz u are "accountant"....and also this doesn't concern accounting its maths...

did u really think all people here are so stupid that they will believe u did it>>

[hanifasif]

Mind your language yaar, i did not do it. just got it from a friend and just made little additons at the end.

[Mahtab]

AOA Noman
I am agree with hanifasif mind your language please
and it is reply of a post
regards
Mahtab

[m.kashifbaig]

[Hello Mr Accountant i m Kashif Baig n i wanna tell u that above prove ez totally wrong according to mathematics roles.so u could b dangerous 4 any company to create problems.

[noman]

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<br />AOA Noman
I am agree with hanifasif mind your language please
and it is reply of a post
regards
Mahtab

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tell me what did i say that was wrong?? did he not claim that he did this and that it was proof that he is good accountant??do u agree with him?? do u think that he did it and its appropriate to do this???

secondly if it is a reply to a post...then it should not be thread with first post as this....

[hanifasif]

Yaar my mail was just to have fun, never to show that i am a super accountant or I am a math wizard. Come on yaar dont make a big fuzz out of it.

and Mr. Baig I am very well settled in Middle East and I am amongst the key professionals of my company. So please you need to learn that one should make sure before passing comments about anyone. And one thing, can you please point out where did I (or the guy who came up with the original idea) violated mathematical "roles" (as you say it).

Asif

[turithegreat]

yaar noman aap kisss tarha zuban istemal kar rahay hai??????

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